If anybody is still reading this, I'm once again done. I just didn't have the willpower I had back in '08 and '09. BUT...m...

HOLY FUCK, how did I miss this? Are you kidding me? Almost two years ago some Australian rugby player face-fucked a dog and I missed...

That's right America. We need a President who will stand up for American values. A President who will stand behind the virtues th...

Because the SOPA/PIPA stuff did not pass, I can use the image above on my blog and Yahoo can suck my taint if they don't like it. Wo...

Starling Marte is cool and all, but this is what I really came here for. I HATE, hate hate haTHEATHth the defenses of Paterno that inv...

Let's get it, sons. If I'm going to try and do this blog again I'd be remiss if I didn't touch on them surging Buccos...

Dougs....shit is cray. I've been spending a lot of time on a site that I didn't even know existed and I'm kind of upset that I w...

Oh yeah...fuck it. I'm going to try a comeback. Bert Farve, y'all. Anyway...Bob Kraft did some embarrassing dance thing with a ...

I gave up, then decided I maybe wanted to come back. But just wanted a fresh spot. Vern = Flaccid Jeff and is at http://37dix.blogspot.com...

I have been trying to get a new phone from Verizon for THREE F-ING MONTHS. THREE MONTHS! And I still have the same old God-damned mot...

Let's check in on the latest opinion piece from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pictured above, Mike Florio . Last week, Panthers re...

Just like Ben Roethlisberger, Rain-X. My penis is exposed, I have my bodyguard blocking the bathroom door, you are stuck...and you might as...

As you may have heard, a no-name pitcher from Detroit nearly threw a perfect game yesterday against the Cleveland Indians. Armando Galarra...

Ben Roethlisberger happened to hook up with a gold-digging chick without her jealous, vindictive friends and the NFL suspended him 6 game...

'Sup, bitches. I will preface this by saying I have no knowledge of legal matters and Supreme Court shizz beyond what I read on Wikip...