Thursday, May 1, 2008

STILL Laying on the Ice. Like a Broad, even.


I don't think you'll find too many non-Rangers or fashion magazine fans who will disagree with you when you tell them that Sean Avery lays on the ice like a broad. He does. See the picture for evidence...that is Sean Avery, laying on the ice, like a broad. There is even video evidence of Avery laying on the ice like a broad.

Here.

Also here.

Point is, he lays on the ice like a broad. And people say Crosby's a diver because he bled after they hit him in the face with a stick.

Which makes this next part hard to admit as a Penguin fan. But I must. Right now, Sean Avery is a gladiator. A warrior. An ultimate warrior.


Avery suffered a lacerated spleen in Game 3 of the Pens-Rangers series, likely on a big hit from Marian Hossa, which is kind of like getting injured by Ray Guy on a punt return. This is an injury that would sideline a lesser man for an entire season. Look at Chris Simms. And Jim Thorpe.

But Avery? He's likely only going to miss ONE GAME.

He'll be out of the next game for the Rangers. He will likely be back in time for the next Rangers game after that. Impressive. It looks like Sean Avery has finally decided to stop laying on the ice like a broad.

5 comments:

AB said...

no one is going to get that joke.

Vern said...

AB, no one is even going to read it.

AB said...

you has esteem issues.

Vern said...

I THOUGHT I BLOCKED COMMENTS FROM LOLCATS!!!!!

maximumwebster said...

"a big hit from Marian Hossa, which is kind of like getting injured by Ray Guy on a punt return."

nearly ruptured my own spleen after reading that. brilliant.