Friday, August 29, 2008

John McCain needs some help in the kitchen

That is a shot of Johnny McCain's VP running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, in her topless modeling days. Finally, someone in the White House unafraid to SHOW US YOUR TITS! And PRO-FETUSES! We need to make sure fetuses have all the rights of non-fetuses in this country, and that is the indelible right to slide feet first through a vagina. You fetuskillers out there make me sick! Did you know that 47% of all abortions today are performed with African tribal spears? That is unacceptable in the eyes of the Lord and in the eyes of Sarah Palin...the sweet, fuckable eyes of Sarah Palin and her 17-year old daughter, who next year will be 18, allowing me to note at that time how stacked she is and mention that I would indeed motorboat her. But in the mean time, good luck on your Geometry test, Sarah Palin's 17-year old daughter!

I'm not exactly sure what "The Maverick" was thinking picking a woman for an important position because she'll probably fuck it up, but I'm going to assume he knows what he's doing. He is The Maverick, of course, just like Renaldo Blackman was in the early '90s. I'm thinking that he just needs some help in the kitchen, because his rich cunt trollopy wife probably can't whip up any good pasta dishes to give him the energy he needs to campaign and rule with a 77-year old wrinkled IRON FIST. Change is here fuckstronauts. Embrace it.


Boxcar Fritz said...

She's a sex tape waiting to happen.

wrap around curl said...

Give her a feather boa and it's a mall glamour shot.