Friday, March 6, 2009

GUNPOWDER JONES SPOTTED AT PANTHERS GAME


Yes, that guy in blue is Meadville-famous rapper Gunpowder Jones. He also goes by Vern. Thanks, The Pensblog.

I'm famous! I WAS ON FSN FLORIDALAND TV!

What a game, fools. Panthers fans were actually decently represented and were good fans, which shocked the hell out of me. I expected at least 50-50 Pens backers, but it was more like 30-70 at the most.

The Panthers in the crowd were amped up after their first goal but Sid came back with a superstar play that I could just feel was coming. You just knew it. It was an insane feeling. That just killed the Panther fans, energized the Pens fans, and it was over from there. Pittsburgh fans are just going to be louder than most fans, and you could tell whenever LET'S GO PANTHERS chants were quickly drowned out by LET'S GO PENS. PEN!S. That's going to be on my sign.

Yeah, that's right. My fucking sign.

Douchebag in the crowd had a "Don't cry Sidney, your MASCARA will run!" sign, which was about as clever as a Beer Pong World Champions t-shirt. Well, the Pens come back to the Douchefactory to play the Panthers on April 5th, and I'm bringing some fucking signs of my own. Hmm...what to put?















I honestly could do this all day and not get bored.

9 comments:

Cotter said...

Plaid shorts/pants = A+

Were the Panthers fans all like, "OMG?" when they saw Gunpowder?

Vern said...

They so were like OMFG.

Plaid shorts, my man. They go great with the jers.

eyebleaf said...

Way to represent, especially with the plaid shorts.

And those signs are golden.

Lori said...

you need to actually make your last sign.. and you HAVE to get it on TV. And the pubs visual? Thank you for that.

wrap around curl said...

Those signs are magical Simply magical.

Symo said...

Yeah, the pubes definitely a WIN. You should bring a whole stack of those signs....

Anonymous said...

dj tanner is married to valeri bure

Vern said...

Then he should be really mad at Pavel.

Anonymous said...

You must be a closeted homosexual.