Monday, June 23, 2008

Moderate safe search?

NO! God damn it, Google, I'm 24. Ok? I can handle seeing some tits when I search for "tits". What. The. Fuck. I don't type in "naked women" expecting to see pictures that some fuck painted of half a tit in 1678. I want to see some chick sticking a flagpole up her vag. Moderate safe search. Are you kidding me? Why do you always do this to me? If "Venn Diagram" happens to bring up some chick pushing her tits together, then so be it! Don't shield me from these exciting (and desirable) hidden treasures! You keep fucking around and I'll start asking Jeeves.

And you know Jeeves knows where to find some skeezy crack-whores.

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