Friday, June 13, 2008
OMG, Obama is going to change the National Anthem to rap!
OMG, have you heard! Obama is planning on creating a new anthem, performed by Young Jeezy!
Have you ever heard Young Jeezy??? He's so violent and...he's so black! OMG he talks about drugs and knives and like, swords! DID YOU HEAR ME???? SWORDS!!!!!!
Omg, did you see Obama give his wife that fist pound last week? Are they even married? I bet they aren't!
They call it dapping. Presidents do not dap! They shake hands! Or chest bump!
And open-mouth kiss other dudes that have beards!
That looks hot. Obama, on the other hand, is going to make food stamps the official currency! Because he's like, half black! Obama listens to 2Pac! 2PAC ALSO RAPPED ABOUT SWORDS!!!
He's a black Muslim! God save us! Obama is going to kill all of the white people!