Friday, June 6, 2008

Patrick Swayze fucking loves horses


Maybe a little too much, eh? Look at that motherfucker. He is caressing the absolute horsefuck out of that horse. And it is a gay looking horse as is, before being ridden like a magical peach in the fruitiest field full of fruit that you have ever seen in your life. And that little candy-cane harness thing...jeez, Swayze, let that horse live a little. That horse wants to be out fucking other horses of the opposite horsesex (not sure if that's a male with a huge horsecock or a female with a huge horsegina). Listen, just because you can dance a little bit doesn't mean it's ok for you to rape horses. I thought this was covered in middle school.

Come on, just look at the damn horse! Its eyes are crying out for help, like big, orb-y rape whistles. But no one pays the horse any mind, as Swayze just brightens his smile and penetrates a little deeper. And then a little more. NEIGH MEANS NEIGH, SWAYZE!!!!!

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