Tuesday, June 3, 2008
I hold this microphone like a penis
- Yes, Pierre?
Am I the only one that imagines holding the mic just like I would a penis?
- Not at all. I also pattern my mic holding technique after that which I would employ while firmly but respectfully grasping a penis.
That's great to hear! For awhile there, I thought I was the only guy that did this. Talking hockey really just comes second nature when I imagine myself grasping a beautiful penis at the same time. The analysis flows out of me, just as sperm would flow out of this microphone if it were indeed a penis. It's not, fortunately, because you can imagine the "pie in the face" moments I would have on live TV if it were!
- LOL, Pierre! I would be ROFL-ing all over the place if that happened! They'd call me "Awful ROFL"!
OMG, that would be sooooooo you! That would be such a Mike Milbury thing to do! Oh my God, how relaxed are you getting from all of this penis talk!
- I'm loose as a goose right now, buddy! Really relaxed! You think Barry Melrose holds the mic like a penis?