McNugget Love

*nice car pulls up in the rain*

*smooth R&B music begins to play*


*Vince Young begins to sing*

Baby, why you be creepin' all up in my house all late and shiiiiiiit

While I'm tryna play my Madden franchise where I haven't been bennnnnnnched yet

Also I don't throw nearly as many picks as I do in real life because I have the difficulty real lowwwww, I'm on pace to throw for like 6,000 yardssssss


*hoping Vince Young doesn't notice her pulling up*


*singing*

Thought I wouldn't notice, but I'm right out here in the fuckin' raiiiiiin

I'll forgive you, you triflin' bitch, if you just give me some mcnuggetsssssss


*eats mcnugget right in Vince Young's face, pretty much daring him to beat the fuck out of her*


*Vince puts helmet back on and sings*

Bitch, I could put you back on the streets where you belonggggggg

If you don't give me one of those fucking 75 cent mcnuggggetttttsssss



*no mcnugs for you*



*sings*

But biiitchhh, I just want....fuck it.

*music stops abruptly*

Fuck it. I make 5 million fucking dollars a year, and you want to play games with me over some mcnuggets? Fuck it. I quit. Have the damn mcnuggets, you whore. I don't even care about mcnuggets anymore.

Just fuck it. I'm going to take my shirt off and drink Patron straight out of the bottle.



Oh yeah. I feel much better now.