HEY OBAMA...WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE FREE STUFF??? CAN YOU HEAR ME? I HOPE YOU CAN. TO MAKE SURE, I'M PUTTING THIS IS FUCKING CAPS LOCK. CAPS LOCK!!!!
I WAS TOLD OVER AND OVER AGAIN HOW YOU ARE JUST GOING TO LIKE, GIVE ME STUFF. MONEY AND STUFF LIKE THAT. WELL WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHECK??? I CHECK THE MAIL EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR THAT CHECK AND IT HASN'T COME. WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING ME FREE MONEY LIKE THEY ALL SAID YOU WOULD? OHHHHH, IT'S GOING TO COME WHEN I GET LIKE A $10 BREAK ON MY YEARLY INCOME TAX? FUCK THAT. I WANT MONEY.
I WANT MONEY, OBAMA. THEY SAID THAT YOU ARE JUST GOING TO GIVE STUFF TO THE POOR AND STUFF LIKE THAT. SPREAD THE WEALTH. WHERE'S THE FUCKING WEALTH THEN, YOU DICKFRICAN COCK HANGAR???? I JUST CHECKED MY MAILBOX AGAIN AND THERE'S NO MONEY IN IT FROM YOU. WTF????
RUSH SAID IT. HANNITY SAID IT. THEY ALL SAID YOU'D BE GIVING ME MONEY AND YOU HAVEN'T. WELL HURRY THE FUCK UP, ASSJACKET. THAT METH AIN'T GONNA COOK ITSELF. I WANT MY FREE MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!! I ONLY VOTED FOR YOU BECAUSE I HEARD THAT YOU'D BE MAKING IT RAIN. WELL IT'S ONLY RAINING ON BUSINESSES. FUCK BUSINESSES! BUSINESSES DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU, DICKMIX. I DID. SO GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY THAT I WAS PROMISED!!!!!!
I'M WAITING.
5 comments:
Yeah! Where's MY damned free house, huh??
Seriously, dude...people here were saying they saw black people on the news crying with joy right after the election because they didn't have to pay bills any more. Sweartagawd....fuck I hate the south
rage...I don't believe you.
Actually, I had seen the cryin' happy "we don't have to pay our bills" cheering here in Jersey as well... sad isn't it?
Well what the hell happened? Nothing changed for me. Like, I still have to work, even though I'm not a real-hardworking American because I can read better than Sarah Palin.
I don't want to pay my bills. Ever. I hate to give other people money. I thought Obama was going to do that for me!
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