I hope Colon picks him up.
Wow, living the dream. I still can't believe I'm in the NFL! This is unbelieveable! Somebody pinch me. I have to be dreaming! Kemo, I'm dreaming, right?
WILLIE, YOU HAVE TO GET HARRISON OR BEN IS GOING TO GET SNUKA'D! DISREGARD THAT CHARLIE BATCH IS IN THIS PICTURE BECAUSE THERE ARE NOT TOO MANY ACTION SHOTS OF ME ON THE INTERNET.
Oh, he's coming right for me, isn't he.
Why are his legs so white? Oh well. He'll be here in a few minutes. I should block him.
*backpedals to the outside, Harrison cuts inside...Colon whiffs on block*
Oh darn, I didn't even get a hand on him! Heavens, Ben might get tackled!
Come on, Santonio Hines and Heath, hurry up and run trip curls to the exact same spot on the field! GOD DAMN IT WILLIE, YOU HAD TO GET HARRISON! HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!
He's still coming right for me!
Oh noes! HE'S STILL COMING RIGHT FOR ME!
I had better do something!
*steps up into sack*
*hurts important throwing component*
GOD DAMN IT! WHAT NOW???
Yeah, let's run that one again.
....damn it. Alright, you heard the man. Willie, you gotta pick up the blitzer this time, ok?
Oh my God, I can't believe I'm breaking an actual NFL huddle! And walking up to the line of scrimmage in an NFL game! OMG, this is so cool!