There are unfortunately no pictures that do the opposite of justice to Tony Kornheiser's epileptic seizure of a hairstyle that he debuted yesterday on Monday Night Football as the Ravens stopped the run but still lost to Jeff Reed. As you may have been aware, the referees were wearing their breast cancer awareness ribbons and wristbands, but apparently Tony decided to take it one step further and actually get chemotherapy.
Do they not have anybody on the set to ask him what the fuck he was thinking? He had shortly buzzed hair on the parts of his head that still have hair except for the very back, an area covered by long hairs that were sparse but fluffy, like an omelet made out of Jewish pubes. Maybe he was bringing in the New Year, who knows.
Regardless, we cannot be the only group of people who wondered what the hell he was thinking. Was this thing only visible in high-def? WHY ARE THERE NO PICTURES ON THE DAMN INTERNET!!!! This is what the Gores were invented for! If only somebody would hit me up on my McCain with an image, that would be great. This image must be preserved for future civilizations.
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