Sunday, September 28, 2008

hey ray this is rashard im gunna run all ovr yr d

P1mendenhallap

u herd me im havin a big game on mnf

Ricerutgersath

FWD: omg bart look at what rashard mendenhall sed about yr d

P1_scott2

no way this cat crazy i gotta show ray

Ray_lewis

do he know who we is?

P1_scott2

he dont know who we is ray we the ravens wooo woooo wooo

Ray_lewis

wooooooo woooooooo wooooooooooooooo

P1_scott2

wooooo im gonna kill him even though ill probably be outta position and

(RE: wooooo - Your message was split into two messages due to exceeding the character limit.)

miss the tackle anyway

Ray_lewis

im so gonna jump on the pile after suggs makes the tackle

P1_scott2

this bulletin board man we fired up now we gonna shut the run down

Ray_lewis

remember last yr when we lost 38-7 but still shut down the run

P1_scott2

winnings not important just shutting down the run baby wooooooo

Ray_lewis

woooooooooooo gods lb baby im fired up now to get sealed off by the first block

P1_scott2

if i see hines im gonna kill him

Ray_lewis

when we get on the field im gonna stab mendenhall

P1_scott2

this rookie done got us all fired up to say stuff to the media

Ray_lewis

he has no idea how gud we use to be 5 yrs ago

P1_scott2

we were so gud back then

Ray_lewis

lets dance woooooooooooo

P1_scott2

wooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooo

Ray_lewis

im putting this all over the bulletin bord right now

P1_scott2

we r gonna be so fired up when we get on the field

Ray_lewis

im gonna hide a knife in my bible and bring it on the field

P1_scott2

i cant wait till you stab rashard mendenhall on national tv

Ray_lewis

ill still probs get away with it woooooooooo

P1_scott2

woooooooooooooooooooo woooo woooooooooooooo

11 comments:

Rage said...

Wow...this post, while funny, because I too am a Stillers fan, has yinzer all over it ...could be me tho...since I live in North Carolina

Vern said...

Of course it does. I am a relocated yinzer.

AB said...

Go Browns!

Vern said...

The Browns would be hella-dangerous if they got to play the Bengals every week.

tecmo said...

I'm crying, this is so funny, man. Good job.

Cotter said...

Be honest, you tested the character limit before you threw in the Bart Scott missed tackle message, didn't you?

Either way...hahahahahahaha...well played.

Vern said...

Ha. No I did not. I know it's 160 and I considered sending a text out to get the exact message, but I decided not go get too carried away.

Lori said...

"I'm so going to jump on the pile after suggs makes the tackle"

Nice. Really funny stuff.

Lori said...

One last thing.. this isn't related to the post, but you don't have an email up so I'm telling you here:

Your picture of Chris Osgood holding a giant penis as opposed to a Stanley cup is the most beautiful profile picture I've ever seen. Thank you for that.

The Big Texas said...

Wow...very original. This humor has never been done before. I'm very happy for you. You are able to recycle jokes. Congrats.

Vern said...

OH SNAP!!!