Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The number one Google Image result for "Santonio Holmes"...

...is a picture of the budding star standing in a shower. Wearing nothing. This is not news as the picture is months old but...jeez. Number one result means that you have arrived. And apparently nothing says "FOOTBALL SEASON!" like a member of the Pittsburgh Steelers having a picture of his penis on the internet. Who's it gonna be next year? Bruce Arians?

Unfortunately, only the male athletes seem to have a habit of doing this. I've been searching for Lisa Leslie nudes for years now with no luck. You'd think she would have slipped up and accidentally been exposed on the web, as her vagina is probably taller than Darren Sproles. Same goes for Rebecca Lobo. I've been searching for pictures of her undoubtedly sweet tits posting some poor chick up down in the low post ever since the WNBA was invented by some Denver-area insurance salesmen in the mid-90s. But I can't find a damn thing.

SO COME ON MARTINA NAVRATILOVA, GET THAT SNATCH ON THE WEBS!!!!

2 comments:

Lori said...

Anyone but Bruce Arians... anyone..

Rage said...

dude...are you SURE you want to see Man-tina Navratilova's dirty bits?!?