Friday, October 31, 2008

You guys are sucking dick out there!





Man, we are getting destroyed out there. I hope coach doesn't do anything crazy again this week.

HOLY FUCK MEN, THAT WAS AN EMBARRASSING DISPLAY OF FOOTBALL!!! I'VE NEVER PLAYED WITH A TEAM OF SUCH FUCK-UPS AS YOURSELVES!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF THAT PERFORMANCE!!!


Coach, we're trying as hard as we can out there.


SHUT THE FUCK UP, VERNON! WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS LEAGUE? I WOULD RATHER PLAY WITH 10 GUYS OUT THERE THAN PUT YOU ON THE FIELD! I WOULD RATHER HAVE A ROSTER FULL OF WHITE RUNNING BACKS THAN HAVE YOUR WORTHLESS ASS ON THIS ROSTER! I COULD REPLACE YOU WITH A CLOTH DOLL STUFFED WITH JEFF GARCIA'S BRIGHT RED PUBES AND WE'D BE A BETTER FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM THAN WE ARE WITH YOU!!!!





Holy fuck, coach!


Frank, come up here.




Oh, fuck me.


Frank, stand right there. Now take off your pants.





No, man! I'm not going to take my pants off!


TAKE THEM OFF!!!!

*attempts to take off Frank Gore's pants*





COACH!


TAKE THEM OFF!!!!

*succeeds in getting Frank Gore's pants off*

YOU GUYS ARE SUCKING DICK OUT THERE!

*put's Frank Gore's penis in his mouth, begins blowing Frank Gore*




COACH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?????


*mumbles with Frank Gore's dick in his mouth*

..mmmyouguysmmm...mmyouguysmmmaremm..

...mmmSUCKINGDICKOUTTHEREmmmmm!!!

...mmmyouneedmmmm...mmmtostopplayingmmm...

...mmmLIKEABUNCHOFFAGSOUTTHEREmmmm!!!




FUCKING STOP IT COACH!!!!


...mmmmYOUALLFUCKINGmmmmSUCKDICKmmmm!!!!!!




Coach, why are you so good at this?

*ejaculates into Mike Singletary's mouth*


...mmmmBLOWYOURLOADGOREmmmmmm!!!

*wipes off mouth*

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A FUCKING FAGGOT GORE!!!!

NOW GET OUT THERE AND STOP SUCKING DICK!!!!





*....speechless...*

6 comments:

Rage said...

Vern...I got love man, but this one is just disturbing on many, many significant levels. Maybe it was this post in conjunction with your trials and travails at Florida gay bars with marauding herds of lesbians...whatevs...I am disturbed BY you and FOR you...and I'm not even a homophobe.

I don't know who your friend julie_gong is but the fact that she "bonged a 16 oz. Rockstar" makes me wet. Just sayin.

Vern said...

Click her link, her website is quite lolzy.

Also, there will never be anything to gay for this website. Ever. A picture of Kordell Stewart throwing pink footballs to Charlie Crist would not be too gay for this site.

Rage said...

So what's the REAL deal? Was Kordell really a fag or what? I'm not from da 'burgh but I've always heard that shit. Only republican public officials are secretly gay. Remember that if you ever find yourself at the RNC in the future.

I'm sure she's lolzy but it would feel like stalkerblog after she made me all moist and whatnot.

My verification word sums up my life:

"noness"

Vern said...

Supposedly, according to someone who purports to have the info, it really did happen. However, it was Frick Park, not Schenley. Or so he said.

Rage said...

Was it "Hockeybuzz Eklund"? I kid, I kid

I checked her blog out, btw. She seems to enjoy the odd cocktail or two. Lovely, lolzy, girl though

Rage said...

Jesus jumped up fucking Christ, Vern....did this REALLY happen? Holy shit, Mike and Mike were talking about this shit this morning...i thought you were just goofin man. Wow...

Me=stunned